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Cookie Monster R.I.P.

Beloved Sesame Street character, Cookie Monster, died today in an apparent crystal meth lab explosion. Fire crews arrived on the scene, but not in time to save the cookie-addicted monster's life. This photo is the only taken by local reporter:

 

Mr. Monster was survived by his on/off common-law wife, Tammy Lynn (Pooh-Bear) Junkins (pictured below at a 2003 family reunion at Stuckey's) .

 

The Post-Hasbro Years

After his long run as He-Man's archenemy on Masters of the Universe, Bonard Von Horowitz (AKA "Skeletor"), got in on the dot com madness that was the early nineties. Using his evil powers, he managed to get out of the market before the bubble burst. He became middle-aged, millionaire Skeletor:

Later into his retirement, Horowitz realized he was a performer at heart. So, he landed a deal with The Hallmark Channel to develop a weekly "down-home" country variety show. The show was known as Skelton A. Tor and The Snake Mountain Band Variety Hour (featurin' the Giant Pink Weiner Dancers). The show was sponsored by Paula Deen's  "Y'all Gitcha Uh Bowl Uh Gravy" Gravy Bowls.     

Everything was looking aces until these assholes moved in next door...

 Apparently, He-Bitch became an IRS auditor after retirement (guess having that giant fucking green tiger ate through his 80's money....)

 Look at that dumb, He-Dork grin! 
 



                 

In The Flyer

http://www.memphisflyer.com/ExhibitM/archives/2011/01/31/fyi-art-in-response

Radical Arts Memphis

Radical Arts Memphis' first show opens this Friday! 6-8 @ Caritas Village!